Best Bedroom Quotes This Week


Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? 

In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!
 
in my bedrom: decent singer . .
In the shower : internation pop superstar
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

Parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
Me: This is my design
"lets take this to the bedroom"

I say as I carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

 



Me: *casually sitting in my room*
Brother: *opens door*
Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin. 
Me: What's going on?
Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family. 







Your name written on paper 
 
shreded to pieces on my bedroom floor
"Close the door!" 

Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home. 
"Let's take this to the bedroom"
I say as I take my bowl of Ice cream to my room.

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