Best Bedtime Quotes This Month

*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*


When I was younger, I thought that growing up meant that you didn't have
a bedtime. I have come to learn that it isn't that you don't have a bedtime, it's that you are in charge of your own bedtime and I don't think I can handle that responsibility.


 
I was "the kid" who

got in trouble for


Reading


past my


bedtime



 


i'm like four days past my bedtime.

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.
For some reason I feel like if any part of me is hanging off the bed, something evil is going to grab me.

O.O

lol it's 3:33 in th morning here?
Last time I looked at the clock it said 10:00. 
Woops...
My friends mom: Make yourself at home!
Me: Oh so i can take a shower?
Her mom:
Me: Go streaking through out house
Her mom:Nevermind..

oh sorry i was thinking about
myself did you want something
My bed time is when there is no-one nteresting on chat!
Night loosers!
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