so i went on a
roadtrip with my friends and:
- we went to see Frozen in a
small town movie theater that had mismatched couches instead of
chairs and also the little paper tickets that say "admit
one" on them
- we drank 21 litres of iced tea and 12 litres of iced coffee
between us
- the guy at subway gave me seven free cookies. shoutout to the
guy at subway. i ate all the cookies and a 12 inch sub so i
think he stopped thinking i was hot at that point but it was
glorious
- we all bought snapbacks and at one point i was wearing 5
snapbacks at once and that had to be the moment when i ran into
our principal
- he looked at me and nodded then literally backed away
- there was a sign in the middle of nowhere that said
"santa is dead and the reindeer have taken
over."
- ???????????????????????? what
- i might have purchased all the guys underwear that said
"YOLO" on the waistband and confiscated all their
other underwear so they had to wear them
- when i say might have i mean that that's exactly what
happened and i've never been prouder of myself
- we witnessed an old man vault over a fence into private
property to pick a bunch of flowers for his wife :))))
- ONE OF US GOT STUCK IN A WINDOW
- NO IT WASNT ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- one of my friends got very tired and fell asleep wearing only
his YOLO underwear, one sock and a floral bonnet
- i was dared to go a week without coffee and i made it four
days before i gave in and drank three consecutive cups within
half an hour
- we wrote Hannibal fanfiction in the car i love my friends so
much
i don't know i just wanted to
share that stuff because it was great and i want to remember it
forever :)