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Check out my brand new story on Wattpad called:
There's Something Wrong With Dad
 































 
My father has a tattoo that runs from his shoulder to his elbow on his right side; I never thought anything about it. He works, leaves for weeks at a time but comes back with pockets filled with money and bags filled with gold that he auctions off for thousands. I don't know what he does, but I never thought anything about it because he was able to sustain a suitable lifestyle for us. He had moments of anger yes, but he never abused us; he was a loving father. Even after the death of my mother, his caring character helped us move forward, and his idea of moving to a new hometown was for the best of our sanity. However, I could not help but notice the cold poisonous stare he would often give to my sister, and his brief moments of violence that he had trouble controlling. When I watched him beat a robber to an unidentifiable creature, grabbing his gun and continuously shooting him until there was nothing more than brain residue splattered all over the floor, those words in red flashed across my mind; There's something wrong with dad. I love him so much, but I can't help to think that he had something to do with the death of my mother. And I'm scared he's going to do it again. But to one of us.
 

Here's the link: 
https://www.wattpad.com/story/73365844-there%27s-something-wrong-with-dad
 
I see your hot mess
and raise you a
walking disaster
So today i told someone that

at my funeral i want to be cremated

and then mixed into cake mixture

and then get someone

to make people at the funeral eat the cakes

and they will never know.
Sometimes I get offended when people call me a bad person but then I remember that my friends and I made a bet on how long my best guy friend's relationship is going to last and I said the least amount of time out of everyone making guesses.
Person: Can you do this for me later?

Me: Yeah totally
Me: You know I can
Me: Bet on it
         bet on it
         bet on it
         bet on it
I let
it ride
on a
bad bet
I doubled
down on
a
sinking ship



-All Time Low
"Do You Want Me (Dead?)"|Dirty Work

 
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So I guess I owe your sister 10 dollars and a 6 pack cause we only lasted like a Cabo week.
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http://z100.com/c?2nn
Whatever you do, don't click this link. 
Math teacher: The answer to question 29 is 69%. 
Class: *Cracks up laughing*
Math teacher: What? What's so funny?
Some guy: How much do you bet that you have done it in your life?
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