So a few of my
friends and I were having a small sort of party the other
day.
Friend: *talking about this guy I used to like*
Friend: Did your mom every find out about that?
Me: Pffft. Like I tell my mom anything of importance.
Friend 2: Isn't your mother still here?
Me: Crap.
Him: *screams* I LOVE THE BIBLE!
Him: Okay we're good.
Friend: *talking about this guy I used to like*
Friend: Did your mom every find out about that?
Me: Pffft. Like I tell my mom anything of importance.
Friend 2: Isn't your mother still here?
Me: Crap.
Him: *screams* I LOVE THE BIBLE!
Him: Okay we're good.
"For
I know
the
plans
I have
for
you" declares
the
LORD, "plans
to prosper
you
and
not
to harm
you,
plans
to give
you
HOPE
and
a FUTURE."
Jeremiah 29:11
Jeremiah 29:11
"B.I.B.L.E"
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
Witty does NOT
need
BIBLE THUMPERs.
We already have then in actual life.
BIBLE THUMPERs.
We already have then in actual life.
Emergency Numbers
When in sorrow, call John 14
When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34
When you are in dancer, call Psalm 91
When your faith needs stillig, call Hebrews 11
When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:31
When you want peace and rest, call Matthew 11:25-30
When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90
If your pockets are empty, call Psalm 37
When you are lonely and fearful, call Psaml 23
When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Corinthians 13
For how to get along with other men, call Romans 12
If you are depressed, call Psalm 27
If people seem unkind, call John 15
When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34
When you are in dancer, call Psalm 91
When your faith needs stillig, call Hebrews 11
When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:31
When you want peace and rest, call Matthew 11:25-30
When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90
If your pockets are empty, call Psalm 37
When you are lonely and fearful, call Psaml 23
When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Corinthians 13
For how to get along with other men, call Romans 12
If you are depressed, call Psalm 27
If people seem unkind, call John 15
Blessed is the man who perseveres
under trial,
because when he has stood the test, he will
receive the crown of life that God has promised
to those who love him.
- James 1:12
because when he has stood the test, he will
receive the crown of life that God has promised
to those who love him.
- James 1:12
