Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their
religious views as a Christian, I want to hit them over the head
with repeatedly with a Bible while yelling--
--Adultury isn't illegal!
--Lying isn't illegal!
--Divorce isn't illegal!
--Disrespecting you parents isn't illegal!
--Working on the Sabbath isn't illegal!
--Worshipping other gods is not illegal!
--The law does not follow the Bible! I am a Christian and I approve this
message
"Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are
unable to hear what I say." --John 8:34
Wait. Did Jesus say the equivalent of "Did I
stutter?" Jesus is so sassy.
So a few of my
friends and I were having a small sort of party the other
day.
Friend: *talking about this guy I used to
like* Friend: Did your mom every find out about
that? Me: Pffft. Like I tell my mom anything of
importance. Friend 2: Isn't your mother still here? Me: Crap. Him: *screams* I LOVE THE BIBLE! Him: Okay we're good.