*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a
poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry
him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was
right.
I am so pretty!
BAZINGA.
Leonard: I did something bad.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.
Hey Girl, Do you Love Water?
Cuz if you Do the you love 80% of me.
~ Howard Wolowitz
Cuz if you Do the you love 80% of me.
~ Howard Wolowitz
I hate the Big Bang Theory.
BAZINGA!
*sheldon laugh*
BAZINGA!
*sheldon laugh*
What
would you be if you were
attached
to another object by an inclined
plane,
wrapped helically around an axis?
attached
to another object by an inclined
plane,
wrapped helically around an axis?
Sarcasm?
