Billgates Quotes

Dad: Son, I'm going to arrange you to a marriage
Son: No
Dad: It's going to be Bill Gates' daughter
Son: Then ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: Let my son marry your daughter
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then ok!
THIS IS BUISNESS


Bill Gates went to a restaurant and left a $2 tip. The waiter said "Yesterday, your son gave a $100 tip, abd and you only left 2???" Bill said, "He is the son of a billionaire. I am the son of a farmer."
BILL GATES: "I will always find a lazy person to do a difficult job,
because he will find an easy way to do it."

ME: *calling*  hello, is this microsoft?
$1,000,000


Starts with $1

So everyone go give a hobo $1, and someday he'll be almost as rich as Bill Gates.




Look At The Clock When You Are Sitting Idle.
But Never Look At The Clock When You Are Working.

~Bill Gates






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Bill Gates: I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job...
because he will find an easy was to do it!

Me: Hello, microsoft?




if you could choose between world peace and
bill gates fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?




 
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