Bills Quotes

Growing up is not fun!
All i have it bills bills bills.
Someone want to pay them for me?? lol
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
WITH GREAT POWER COMES
GREAT ELECTRICITY BILLS
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Watched five movies on Netflix last night
and now my "recommended for you" queue is "pay some bills" and "clean the bathroom."
With Great Power Comes A Great Electricity Bill.


WITH GREAT POWER

comes a great electricity bill.
This is what happens when my family eats out with my friends.

Waitress:  *puts bill down on the table next to my friend's dad*
Friend's Dad:  I'll pay it!  *picks bill up*
My Dad:  No!  I'll pay it!  *grabs bill from friend's dad*
Friend's Dad:  What are you talking about?  *reaches for bill*  Let me pay it!
My Mom:  Hey!  We're going to--
Friend's Mom:  No, we'll handle it!  *snatches bill from my dad*
Friend #2's Mom:  Stop fighting and give it to us!  *lunges for the bill*
Friend's Mom:  HEY!  I had it already!  *engages in epic tug-of-war battle*
Friend #2's Mom:  Ha!  *wrestles bill away*
Waitress:  *awkwardly leaves*
My Dad:  I GOT IT!  *somehow gets bill and starts taking credit card out*
Friend's Mom and Friend #2's Mom:  GIVE IT TO ME!  *both get their hands on the bill and start pulling in opposite directions*
My Dad:  STOP IT I'M TRYING TO SIGN IT!
Friend #2's Dad:  Why don't we just split the bill?
My Mom:  ARE YOU CRAZY WE'RE PAYING IT!
Friend's Dad:  I thought we agreed that WE would pay for it!
Friend #2's Mom:  I HAVE IT *takes out pen*
Friend's Dad:  *quickly swipes it from her hands*
Friend #2's Mom:  Wait I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SIGNA--
Friend's Dad:  *runs toward the checkout counter*
All Parents:  WAIT NO
All Parents:  COME BACK HERE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

Kids:  .............


GETTING MONEY.
- Kid- LETS BUY LOLLIES!!! :)
-Teenagers- LETS BUY D(R)UGS!!  XD
-Adult- LETS PAY BILLS. D; 
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