Bitchplease Quotes

i was seated in our school bus and my seatmate wouldnt let us be in peace...she kept unwrapping her sweets now and then so when i was fed up i watched her unwrap two sweets she offered me the last sweet i dint want her sweet though, it was just irritating for we who forgot to pack our sweets as we do everyday






















 

I feel that, with all the good things in my life, I'm not allowed to confess to my sorrow.
((and that is crippling me))


 

"I don't get why people get so
upset about taxes being deducted 
from their paycheck. They still get paid."

lol do you even have a job? It's a pain
in the a.ss to work hard, and not see
all of your paycheck. If you only work
a few times a pay period then yeah,
it's no biggie, but if you work 40-50
hours a pay period, the amount taken
off could equal up to two days of work;
two days of work you aren't getting paid for.
Well, at least that's how it works for me.

I didn't see  $73 of my last paycheck, which
is over two days worth, two days I didn't get paid for.
taxes suck a.ss.

When someone gives me cut-eye:
 
r_r

B/tch, please


 
 


Nice Tan, Orange is My Favourite Colour!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like one direction.

Stranger: directioner?

You: Yeeeeees.

Stranger: yayyy!!! fave member

You: Niall. How many r's are there?

Stranger: where?

You: How many r's are there?

You: Any directioner should know this...

You: Oh god youre a carrot.

Stranger: F/CK YOU GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN

Stranger has disconnected.

Well that escalated quickly.
If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you would have died in childhood.
Me: I'm going to wear all Black to represent my mood right now.

Sister: Hash Tag Emo!!!!

Me: ...

Sister: ...


Me: ...Shut up.


 
lol wtf, since when has witty
been a place where you can't
post whatever the f.ck you want to?
Like, if b.tches get their panties in a
twist because people post quotes
about abortion and religion, then
they obviously aren't mature enough
to be on the f.cking internet.
Don't like a quote? No. one. cares.
Freedom of speech, feel free to ignore them.
If people would just ignore the "shitstorm"
quotes then they wouldn't be top-quotes
and it wouldn't even be a "shitstorm."
Funny how that works, huh?
 



ASDFGHJKL
My Emotions right now.


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