*Blackout in our area*
Me: Aw man, I can't see anything. While they go get all the
light I'm going to put on my sweater, jacket, shoes,
headband/scarf thingie and help my mom go make sure my grandma
didn't fall down. Hey, I might as well bring a pointy hairpin
or something so that if my grandma got turned into a zombie or
somthing I can defend myself! Maybe I can bring the miniature
"Sword of Don Quixote Letter opener!" Perfect weapon! And
I need a flashlight. And matches. And a giant candle and my bag
with a waterbottle and dried food and-
*power turns back on*
Me: -_- let's go put everything away