Blackout Quotes

You say 'blackout poetry'
Like there's some other kind

They should totally have a 
"who's the biggest b.tch" ccompetition 
I'd win<3


you go to school, nothing happens.
you miss one day; 7 fights, tupac came back,
school had a blackout, and beyonce
performed in the cafeteria.


 
*Blackout in our area*

Me: Aw man, I can't see anything. While they go get all the light I'm going to put on my sweater, jacket, shoes, headband/scarf thingie and help my mom go make sure my grandma didn't fall down. Hey, I might as well bring a pointy hairpin or something so that if my grandma got turned into a zombie or somthing I can defend myself! Maybe I can bring the miniature "Sword of Don Quixote Letter opener!" Perfect weapon! And I need a flashlight. And matches. And a giant candle and my bag with a waterbottle and dried food and-
*power turns back on*
Me: -_- let's go put everything away
The worst time to have a black out
is when you thought up a really good quote and you are just mentally kicking yourself in the b/alls
because you knew it would've been a great top quote


Spongebob and Patrick talking  
d u ri ng   a  bl a c k ou t .

 
*Spongebob talking*
                                              
 
              Patrick: What  Spongebob? I can't

                   hear you , it's too dark.

 
Patrick,go back to school.


That awkward moment when Beyonce uses up half the power in the Superdome.
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