Best Blah Quotes This Week

Those mornings
Where no matter what outfit you wear
You think it looks bad on you
Then their clothes all over your floor

And then in the end you really don't care what you look like that day


Teacher: as you can see, these waves
all flow in one direction
Girl: *gasp* she just said on dire-
Me: NO


I  used to be nice...
 ...but then I started bleeding from my crotch
 

could u please put ur crying kid on vibrate

so my friend posted on facebook saying
it was snowing outside,
so i looked,
and instead of saying
"woah it's snowing!"
i said,
"whoa the outside!"


like what.

 
idk.

1. Do you sleep without clothing? Nah just shirtless
2. Do you like noodles? very much so
3. Do you enjoy drama? nope
4. Are you a girly girl? I am Male.
5. Small or large purses?Neither..
7. Are you short? Unfortunately
8. Do you like somebody? haha yeah
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no..?
10. Do you like Halloween? love it
11. Favorite time of year? winter
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? back of my pickup XD
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yup!
14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not that i know of.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yes.

be honest;
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? invisible
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys
girls? either
3. Longest relationship? about 2 years
4. Do you have a best friend? yup
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yessir
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? nah
7. Do you like your life? no not really but i'll live
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yup
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? guys
10. How long have you had a facebook? A couple years.
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? punched..kicked.. I do MMA
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? being alone, failing at live, 
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yup
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeah.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? eh yeah
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yep.
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Sometimes.
18. Are you currently missing someone? ehh...yes..
19: What are you doing right now? listening to music, chilling 

which type?
Cowboy or Gangster? uhh.. neither
Face or Body? face. theeen body...XD
Sweet or Sexy? both.
Contacts or Glasses? glasses
yourself;
01. Eyeliner or Mascara? uhhhhh nope
02. Pink or black? black
03. Pumps or flats? uhh hightops and vans?
04. Skirts or pants? pants.
05. Socks or leggings? socks.
06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers..
08. Straight or curly hair? wavyish..?
09. White or black? black
10. Smoothies or lattes? coffee?
11. Diet or regular sodas? regular.
12. Water or daiquiris? water. dafuq is a daiguiris?
13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? MICHELLE 
15. iPod or cell phone?cell phone.
16. Friends or family? Friends..
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? um no
18. Manicure or pedicures? NO
19. Tank tops or beaters? difference? none shirtless
20. Big sunglasses or small? what no
21. Sunglasses or purses?sunglasses.

in a guy
GIRL;
1)Funny or Serious?. either
2)Romantic or Daredevil? either
3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? either
4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Long
5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair
? either
6)Softball Player or cheerleader? Softball player
Today's Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone




 
i've tried so hard to convince myself

that it's okay to feel this way




 

The most difficult phase in the world
is not when no
one understands you
but you don't understand yourself.


 
I really wish I was better at accepting compliments
Than denying all of them
And being negative towards myself
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