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Ever
Friend: *Walks in on me getting changed*
Friend: Are those
Mickey Mouse Boxers?
Me: ...
Me: D#@n Straight!
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AgainstNoOne
lol
When I'm waiting in a long line, all I want to do is start a conga line.
12
4
AgainstNoOne
funny
I don't know why...
But I feel like I'm violating my dentist when I accidentally lick their fingers...
12
0
AgainstNoOne
friendship
Me:
Knock, Knock
Friend:
Who's there?
Me
:
D
octor
Friend:
Doctor Who?
Me:
=)
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2
AgainstNoOne
random
I wonder if anyone ever looked
at me and thought
"I
want to be this person's friend"
because I honestly think about that all the time.
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0
AgainstNoOne
friends
~
Ordering
Pizza
~
Worker
: It will be a 30-45
minute wait
Me
: I did my waiting!
Worker
: ?
M
e
: 12 years of it!
Worker
: *Starts Laughing*
Me
: In Azkaban!
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0
AgainstNoOne
bleh
In 6th grade, I wanted to be an "American mangaka" when I grew up.
Still laughing at that one.
1
4
* nicocchi *
story
I gotta stay high all the
time, to keep you off my
mind
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2
Loki*
love
My reaction when I
meet someone
with the
same name
as me.
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AgainstNoOne
lol
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TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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