Best Blood Quotes This Week

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Me:  the blood of my enemies.
Waitress: 
Me: 
Waitress: 
Me: 
Waitress: is pepsi okay?




 
Oh, I have all my fingers,
the knife goes chop chop chop.
If I miss the spaces in between,
my fingers will come off.
And if I hit my fingers,
the blood will soon come out.
But all the same,
I play this game,
cause thats what its all about.
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Im picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers
then my hand will start to bleed.

Not mine, its the knife gameeee

(I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)

 


my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.



When i was 8 years old i feared heights.

I was scared that i would fall.

When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters.

I was scared they were underneath my bed.

When i was 8 years old i hated blood.

I was scared i needed to go to hospital.

When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents.

I was scared they would take away my toys.

When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge.

By accident.



When i was 14 years old i feared life.

I was scared that i would fall.

When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters.

I was scared they were in my head.

When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals.

I was scared they would send me away.

When i was 14 years old i despised my parents.

I was scared of what they put me through.

when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge.

On purpose.

                                                                 -TR




 

Me: you're sitting in my seat
Kid: I don't see your name on it
Me: it will be written in you blood if you don't get the f.ck up
 
When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:

"I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"
Art teacher: For this project
we can use ANY art material
you'd like.
Me: I'd like to use the blood
and bones of my enemies.




Great Halloween decoration: spill the blood of your enemies on the ground and pretend it's fake.
My family's at church for Palm Sunday
while I'm at home vomiting blood.






Maybe I'm the devil

Yes, I'm aware that it was random and irrelevant.  But I don't care.






What is the difference between blood and you?



Blood enters the heart and flows out

but you entered my heart and stayed.





dedicated-to-natalia1210
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