I pahk my
cah in Harvahd Yahd. I drink from a bubblah. I get boos and beyah
from a packie. Fluff + PB = Heaven. Dunkins 3 times a day is
normal. Tomatoes have no place in chowdah. Bobby Orr is the
greatest defensman to lace the skates. I've heard my grandma
say "wicked pissah". I go to the Cape every summer.
Larry Bird made 3 pointers look easy. The word 'sucks'
should always go with the words 'New' and 'York'.
I love that dirty water. I talk about New England sports more
than anything else. I miss the Garden. Tom Brady plays real
football like a video game on easy level. Dropkick Murphy's
rock. Everytime I see a Citgo sign, I think of Home. Lynn, Lynn
the city of sin you never come out the way you came in. My house
has a Pallah. A Blizzard is an ice cream snack and 14 inches of
snow is a light flurry. I call my mother 'ma'. The light
tunred green; GO! I still call five dollars fin. I can give
directions only using Dunkin Donuts as landmarks. I support my
teams no matter what. Sweet Caroline is the prettiest song ever
witten that's not about dirty water. Fenway is magical. 10
minutes is a distance. I pronounce Worchester, Peabody,
Barnstable, Harwich, Hingham, Scituate, Wareham, Dartmouth,
Dighton, Fairhaven, New Bedford, N. Attleborough, Dedham,
Norfolk, Norwood, Stoughton, Ayer, Bedford, Billerica,
Chelmsford, Condord, Gorton, Lowell, Marlborough, Madford,
Natick, Pepperell, Reading, Sherborn, Tewksbury, and Waltham
correctly. I take Massshole as a compliment. Traffic lights are
just a suggestion. The Big Dig was a mess. I shout "Yankees
Suck" at Bruins games. I put trash in a barrel. Wicked is
good. I know how to drive through a rotary. I drink Frappes,
shaking milk is silly. I put jimmies on my ice cream. I am Boston
Strong.
I am
Boston
down by the river
down by the banks
of the river
Charles
that's where you'll
find me
along with
lovers, muggers,
and thieves
well, i love that
dirty water
oh, boston
you're my
home
down by the banks
of the river
Charles
that's where you'll
find me
along with
lovers, muggers,
and thieves
well, i love that
dirty water
oh, boston
you're my
home
So a key witness in
the Whitey Bulger trial was found dead on the side of the road
and wow what a coincidence
Me:
*not from Boston*
Me: *not originally from Massachusetts*
Me: *in Boston* Ugh, tourists.
Me: *not originally from Massachusetts*
Me: *in Boston* Ugh, tourists.
Screw it. Welcome Eriksson. I hope you score a bunch of
goals and have
a cool number and someone teaches you about Boston and you come to love Boston and that you get to be loved, just like everyone else. And that we come up with several sweet nicknames for you, and you will have your own fangirls and someone to have a bromance with.
a cool number and someone teaches you about Boston and you come to love Boston and that you get to be loved, just like everyone else. And that we come up with several sweet nicknames for you, and you will have your own fangirls and someone to have a bromance with.
I bet Tyler Seguin
missed another team breakfast and the Bruins just got fed up so
they just traded him.
Sorry Steve,
The Stanley Cup belongs in Chicago
We love you guys. We've had our genetic codes altered so that
we bleed black and gold. We curse you out and praise you in the
same sentence. We schedule life around you. Some people only have
you. Do us a solid tonight.
Let's go Bruins.
Let's go Bruins.
David Krejci: Hi, I'm David Krejci. I'm
from Sternberk, Czech Republic and my favorite player growing up
was Jaromir Jagr.
Jaromir Jagr: Hi, I'm Jaromir Jagr. I'm from Kladno, Czech Republic. My favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr.
Jaromir Jagr: Hi, I'm Jaromir Jagr. I'm from Kladno, Czech Republic. My favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr.
