I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK
YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR
F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second.
There's a lady walking by.
The Boston Marathon was
bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost
sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas
fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot
and killed a campus officer. What. The f.uck. Is going. On.
So a guest speaker
came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this
part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't
in Boston.
CNN Reporter: *During manhunt in MA* I'm
here in Watertown, Massachusetts. As you can see, the streets are
empty. It looks like a bomb went off. Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Me: Well, it tends to look that way. Me:
Me:
Me: When two bombs go off.
I imagine bombings in
places far away, not places I live 20 minutes from.
I was almost there. I know people who went. That's the
scariest thing, that it was so close to home. Please, keep Boston
in your thoughts and prayers.