Best Boyfriend Quotes Ever




a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me



 




Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
I wouldn't know what to do
What do they eat?
How often do they need to be walked?



 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car 
Throw you off a tree so high

Hope you snap your neck and die



The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things


that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat


If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the
internet becaue I don't know if I'm prepared for that.
My boyfriend and I are so different.
I exist, he doesn't.
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*
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