Best Boyfriend Quotes Ever


Birds are lucky
because they get to attend concerts for free



Going back to your ex


 
Is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on
Normal people with their boyfriend/girlfriend: Cuddle, Sing lyrics together, laugh about their day, tell each other their problems, help each other out, enjoy themselves.

Me with my boyfriend: ...Oh yeah that's right, I don't have a boyfriend.

My relationship with my boyfriend
is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.

What if you were holding a puppy,

And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"

& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."





When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that 
i kinda already know who you are...





 

ever wonder who
is using one of your quotes as a facebook status?

There are two types of crushes:


1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”

 

2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me


There is no in between

I'm still waiting for the day that I will use


 x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9



In real life.


GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
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