In A Relationship:
Once you guys are burping in front of each other, you're pretty
close with one another...
But once you're farting in front of each other, you're
bound to get married!
THAT'S A HUGE STEP UP IN YOUR
RELATIONSHIP!
I'm just speaking the truth people.
Once you guys are burping in front of each other, you're pretty
close with one another...
But once you're farting in front of each other, you're
bound to get married!
THAT'S A HUGE STEP UP IN YOUR
RELATIONSHIP!
I'm just speaking the truth people.
“Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.”
- Janet Fitch, White Oleander
Why waste yours &
their time being with somebody you know your not going to spend
the rest of your life with? Pointless.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY BOOK BOYFRIENDS FOR BEING BETTER THAN ANY BOYFRIEND THAT I COULD IMAGINE
HARRY POTTER (harry potter maybe idk)
PERCY JACKSON (percy jackson)
JACE WAYLAND (the mortal instruments)
AUGUSTUS WATERS (the fault in our stars)
PEETA MELLARK (the hunger games)
RON WEASLEY (harry potter)
FINNICK ODAIR (the hunger games)
TOBIAS EATON (divergent)
CEDRIC DIGGORY (harry potter)
LEO VALDEZ (the heroes of olympus)
SIMON LEWIS (the mortal instruments)
KY MARKHAM (matched)
ALEX SHEATHES (delirium)
OLIVER WOOD (harry potter)
CHARLIE (perks of being a wallflower)
Hey guys, I now have a
boyfriend...
And he's not imaginary.
Him: I'm scared to tell you something ;c
Me: Just tell mee
Him: Promise you won't tell anyone? ;c
Me: I pinky swear
Him: I.. Like you
Me: And why were you scared to tell me that..?
Him: Because you don't like me back
Me: Why do you like me?? We haven't talked in a while
Him: Never mind.... ;c
Me: Nooo tell me. Don't you dare change the subject mister
Him: I always have...
Me: Aw thats cute(: you shoulda told me sooner
Him: Do you like me back? ;c
Me: Yes
Him: Really...? c:
Me: Yeahh
Him: Will you... Be my girlfriend...?
And he's not imaginary.
Him: I'm scared to tell you something ;c
Me: Just tell mee
Him: Promise you won't tell anyone? ;c
Me: I pinky swear
Him: I.. Like you
Me: And why were you scared to tell me that..?
Him: Because you don't like me back
Me: Why do you like me?? We haven't talked in a while
Him: Never mind.... ;c
Me: Nooo tell me. Don't you dare change the subject mister
Him: I always have...
Me: Aw thats cute(: you shoulda told me sooner
Him: Do you like me back? ;c
Me: Yes
Him: Really...? c:
Me: Yeahh
Him: Will you... Be my girlfriend...?
Am I the only one who
doesn't like when a guy calls me hot?
Like thanks but thats not a compliment to me. Im a girl not a bowl of soup.
Next time dig a little deeper.
Like thanks but thats not a compliment to me. Im a girl not a bowl of soup.
Next time dig a little deeper.
My boyfriend kissed me at the top of the ferris wheel... super
romantic until the little girls in the cart behind us start screaming
"ewww!!! icky!!!!! kissing is icky!!!!!!"
I want a boyfriend that cuddles me, kisses me infront of his
friends because he isnt afraid to say to all his friends that I'm
his girlfriend, a boy that can be weird arounds me and lets me be
weird around him, a boy who accepts all my flaws and love me for
them, a boy who would do anything to see me smile, a boy who only
has eyes for me, a boy who doesn't pressure me into anything, and
most of all a boy who says he loves me and means it
