Best Brain Quotes This Week










SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN



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format by rajsonkar


DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?

AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.



"My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what’s in my heart, I seem thoughtless."
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have brain tumor.

ChrisMat: yessss!!! ( jump in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what i just told you??

ChrisMat: Yes of course, Do you think im dumb?

Doctor: then why are you so happy???

ChrisMat: because it proves that i have a brain





jokes apart. ChrisMat is awesome. I mean no disrespect.



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my brain has too many tabs open

Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.
Your brain is what I'm after. You can put your clothes back on.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get to school.
Zombies

(n.) The only men that will love you for
you brain
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