Brbdying Quotes

Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”  

Wake me up when the school year ends.

My sister was talking in her sleep again.
This time she said 
"Icky arm, Icky pudding."
WTF?!

Omg so my sister is sleeping in my room on my pull out bed cause we have company, and so I stepped on the bed to go to the bathroom and she yells “HOLY! SPIDER!" (she sleep talks or has a convo with you while she’s sleepy and never remembers it.) and so she starts watching me creepily so I flick on the light and then she fully wakes up and I crack up like seriously I was dying of laughter and I asked her if she remembered saying it and she said no. Omfg someone halp me pls

Guys.
He kissed me today.
♥
 

Seems like you have a case of being a little b..itch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the f..uck up.