Best Breakup Quotes Ever


When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

 
Yo Mama Jokes

This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.

Let's see how funny these get.  

I won't cry for you,
my mascara is too expensive.

God created the world in 7 days
well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal 
 











Thprobleis, whenever we talk,
I fall in love  o v e r  and over agai |||||||||||||||||||













I wonder what it feels like

right before you jump off the edge,

knowing your life is going to end.



 







I'd be lying if I told you
                                                     losing you was something I could handle.







 

I havent been to subway in 2 years
because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"


Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for
are the ones behind the trigger

 


I wanna be skinny but I also want to have
pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner
you feel me?

 

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