Brokenchair Quotes

what men think women love to be called:

babe
baby
sweetie
honey
sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade
broken chair
Samuel L Jackson
dirty dish rag
Mr.Clean
Joe Biden
what to heck



if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

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