Brother Quotes

Me: Your nose is so boopable! Boop! *boops his nose*
Brother: Your nose is so shootable!
When I was little, about 3,
I had a little brother.
We got a BigWheel for Christmas.
It was a big box...
we fought to sit on it...
I pushed him off...
I won the fight...
He got the stitches...
i know it must be hard for you being so far away from family and friends and having to go through training and everything but please try to keep your head held high stay strong we all miss you and love you and cant wait for you to ome home and tell all the stories you have about your adventure you will forever be my big bro even if its not by blood <3
Today is opening day at the race track , it's going to be so hard for me hopefully i don't have to see him. I think going back to where my attack happened will give me the extra strength i need and for him to know that he hasn't and won't control my life and ruin a place where i used to love . Only thing that is getting me through today is the fact my older brother will be with me and i know i will feel safe and protected.
Little brother: *stops chwing his cereals*
Me: Eat up!
Brother: Wait! I have something in my mouth.
Me: Of course, you have. You're eating cereals right now!!

My funny little brother
I have a friend who is gay and recently we asked him
what is was like to have
"the conversation" with his parents,
like telling them he was gay
and he just said he never told them,
and then he said
"my brother who's straight never went to my parents
and said 'hey i'm straight' so why should i do it?"
and he arrived home with his boyfriend
and nobody made a big deal out of it
and i think it should be like that everywhere
I was at my brothers soccer game and I was walking with my friend and her mom and they're both really quiet and her mom said something and I didn't hear her so instead of asking her what I decided to do the whole smile and nod thing.
It was a question.
And not a yes or no question.
She called me out.  
MY BROTHERS BOYFRIEND TOLD MY BROTHER, THAT HE WAS STRAIGHT,

AND HE WASN'T INTO GUYS ANYMORE.

OMG. BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. EVER.



My brother tried to break up with his girlfriend today but she thought it was an April Fools joke.
SISTER AND BROTHER BONDING DAY!

I CAN'T WAIT!!

SEE YOU ALL LATER :)<3
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