So today i had secret santa with my
friends and i got some awesome stuff including balloons. Some
friends got bubbles are started blowing some when a group of guy
friends come over and try to flick the balloons like a bunch of
deranged monkeys and all you hear is this:
" CLUTCH GUYS CLUTCH"
"I am so ready for this"
"DODGE THE BUBBLES GUYS DODGE TH-" "SHUT THE F*CK
UP"
"AAAAHHH IT GOT ME!!"
*flicks self in the face*
"YOU CANT TOUCH THIS YOU CANT TOUCH TH-"
"AAAAAHHHH AHHHHHHH"
"we must look really stupid right now dont
we."
When Im upset,
I simply go into my room where my bubble wrap is and pop bubbles
until i am calm.
One day, I will wrap myself in bubble wrap and be
'Captain Stress Relief'
People will pop me until they calm the fck
down.