Best Bucketlist Quotes Today

My 2013 bucketlist at the beginning of this year:
lose weight
quit cutting
kiss in the rain
go to church
get contacts
tell him how I feel
get a flute solo
quit scratching
quit overdosing
beat anorexia

I accomplished every single one of those. Now what?
Bucket List #24

Glue rug to my feet. Go skydiving. Pretend I am Aladdin.
Bucket List #27


Keep a straight face through an entire roller coaster ride.
Bucket List #6


Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.  
Bucket List #29


Get a tattoo of the sun on your foot. Constantly walk on sunshine.
Bucket List #12

Stand in a crowded elevator. Say "What a strange place for a piano." Watch as people turn around to look for the piano.
Bucket List #40

Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."
Bucket List #15
 


Go trick-or-treating on April 1st.
Bucket List #34


Cross-breed horse and narwhal. Make unicorn.
Bucket List #30

Work at Starbucks. Loudly mispronounce Asian names as revenge for stealing all the college scholarships.


Not ment to be offensive i just thought it was funny
People You Might Like
  • Steve
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
  • tornedsoul*
  • DJ*
Newest Wittians
  • Lindasib
  • BobbyeriStUsh
  • Lewisuhagab
  • ThomasovCok
  • Buffka
  • cosmetictattooingbrisbane
  • Clarazkaaroca