fücking hate bugs.
Ladybugs...
The only insect that we are scared of even though we know it won't hurt us
(Except for Dragon Flies... Those things are scary!)
The only insect that we are scared of even though we know it won't hurt us
(Except for Dragon Flies... Those things are scary!)
So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD
I take P.E. with the special needs people and one day we were in
the indoor gym playing frisbee golf then this one guy named Mark
pointed out a spider in the corner so I start walking the other way
and heres out conversations.
Mark: "What Julian you afriad of bugs?"
Me: "No I just really hate spiders."
Mark: "Why? They wont hurt you."
Me: "They can bite you."
Mark: "Man girls are afraid of everything."
Me: "No we arent. But most of us are afraid of spiders."
Mark: "JULIAN THERES A SPIDER BEHIND YOU!"
Me: "Dont do thatttt!!!"
Mark: "Baby..."
Yea I absolutly hate spiders but I find it funny how the special needs people love to mess with me ahaha I love them :P
Mark: "What Julian you afriad of bugs?"
Me: "No I just really hate spiders."
Mark: "Why? They wont hurt you."
Me: "They can bite you."
Mark: "Man girls are afraid of everything."
Me: "No we arent. But most of us are afraid of spiders."
Mark: "JULIAN THERES A SPIDER BEHIND YOU!"
Me: "Dont do thatttt!!!"
Mark: "Baby..."
Yea I absolutly hate spiders but I find it funny how the special needs people love to mess with me ahaha I love them :P
Confession #4:
I am DEATHLY afraid of any kind of bug.
One time my friends and I were in this abandoned amusment park and we had to run through this field to get back to my friends house. It was gettting dark so we decided to go back home, but since it was late all the bug decided to come out in the field. So we were literally running through swarms of bugs and there were slugs in our shoes and it was just discusting. I couldn't take it anymore so I sat down in the middle of the field and started crying and almost vomitting and someone had to carry me home. Yeah. Bugs = BIG NO NO.
I am DEATHLY afraid of any kind of bug.
One time my friends and I were in this abandoned amusment park and we had to run through this field to get back to my friends house. It was gettting dark so we decided to go back home, but since it was late all the bug decided to come out in the field. So we were literally running through swarms of bugs and there were slugs in our shoes and it was just discusting. I couldn't take it anymore so I sat down in the middle of the field and started crying and almost vomitting and someone had to carry me home. Yeah. Bugs = BIG NO NO.
I left my window open last night and I think
the whole cast of a bugs life decided to
produce the sequel in my bedroom
I may act tough when I injure myself, but it's guaranteed that I'll burst into tears
if I'm trapped in a room with a bug.
