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Patrick:
My memory is so bad
Spongebob:
How bad is it?
Patrick:
How bad is what?
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cocopuffs
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HashtagWhoreo*
food
All Time Low as fathers:
Alex: Hey son, want to learn how to play guitar?
Zack: Hey son, want to go to the gym?
Rian: Hey son, want to go ride bikes?
Jack: Hey son, want to grab a burrito and head to the strip club?
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anutellahipster
funny
Degrassi
*Eli telling Imogen about Clare's personality*
Imogen:She sounds like a burrito.
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Secret42
funny
My cousin went into a Chipotle wearing a horse mask and got his burrito for free.
True Story.
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turkashthunder
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