Burrito Quotes

Patrick: My memory is so bad
Spongebob: How bad is it?
Patrick: How bad is what?

This one time I really wanted a burrito so I kept yelling at everybody to make me a burrito but then I opened the door for someone and I thought it was my mom's fiance so I yelled at the person to make me a burrito. It was the mailman, he just wanted to deliver a package and now he doesn't bring the packages to the door, he just leaves them by the garage.
All Time Low as fathers:
Alex: Hey son, want to learn how to play guitar?
Zack: Hey son, want to go to the gym?
Rian: Hey son, want to go ride bikes?
Jack: Hey son, want to grab a burrito and head to the strip club?
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hickittylover


my world burrito slowly fell apart 
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Degrassi
*Eli telling Imogen about Clare's personality*
Imogen:She sounds like a burrito.

 
My cousin went into a Chipotle wearing a horse mask and got his burrito for free.
True Story.
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