Butreally Quotes

Opinions are things like "I think orange juice is rad", "I think TFIOS is overrated" or "I love Fall Out Boy more than I love myself"
Not "I think gay marriage should be illegal", "pan and bi people are just confused", "asexuality doesn't exist" or "abortion should be illegal" 
Once your opinion involves groups of people, it becomes a social stance. 
 

Random bar guy: Hey, did you fall out of heaven?
Robin: Yeah, 12 years ago when that pickup line died.

i mean. it's ok if personally you prefer girls who aren't hairy. but like. think critically about why. 
like fúcking take a step back and really assess why it's so important to you that girls don't grow
hair in places they do and why it doesn't matter on men. i'm serious. come back to me and tell me
one good reason. give examples and show your work. it's due on my desk monday morning

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Okay puberty,
joke's over, you can make me hot now



There's the people that just say happy
4th of july (pretty much everyone) and then
there's that one person that wants to be a
special snowflake and instead say happy
independence day. and chances are they
didn't spell independence right.


 



IF MY PARENTS KNEW HOW LITTLE
their opinions matter to me, would they even care? Would they regret the things they've said?


 

From my SAT vocab cards:

WITTICISM (noun)
A witty remark or sentence




me: *paints my nails.*
me: *ruins my nails within
0.05 seconds.*

I check this auto-dealer website
everyday, and I swear if someone
buys the car I've been saving up
for before I get the money, I will
track them down and run them
over. but really tho, I called dibs.

If you ever think my shorts are too short:
*they're called "shorts"
*I look good
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