I hate when I show someone a story I wrote and this
Person: Wow! This is a lovely piece of fiction!
Me: Huh? Oh, thanks! I kind ofjust wrote
Person: I mean, it has so much meaning to it! I
can tell just how much effort you put in it to convey such a
strong message in a discreet way.
Me: Oh, it actually doesn't have any-
Person: I CAN FEEL THE DEEPNESS AND
MEANINGFULLNESS OF THIS STORY THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY INTENDED TO PUT
IN AND IS NOT JUST ME OVER LOOKING A SIMPLE STORY YOU WROTE JUST
FOR THE SAKE OF IT HOW INCREDIBLE!
Me: I hate you people.