Butseriously Quotes

so i basically went 3 months,
a full semester at college,
without losing anything.
the last weekend of the semester?
i lost my favorite shoes drunkly.
how fcking awesome is that.

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yourcool
butseriously

Everything that comes out of my mouth is followed by, "No, I was joking; please don't get mad at me!"

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funny

WHose ready for the Alexpocalypse tomorrow?!?!

Format by Breeze

5 7

PrimarilyParamore*
lol

Did you know that Cashews come from a fruit?

4 4

Kaleidoscope Eyed*
lol

Have you
ever seen
something such
a disgrace
against your
childhood that
everytime it
comes on
you just
walk out
of the
room in
just pure
"NOPE."?
(I'm talking about you, Teen Titans GO!)

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PrimarilyParamore*
lol

Phil's channel trailer: Get Your Phil of Amazing
Me: Omfg the point is to persuade people that your channel is cool, not that you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the 90's and in denial about life.

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emilygm*
lol

Ok,

It's starting

To scare

Me how

Much Gay
is in
my straight

I mean
there is

Shoey,
JALEX,

Gigi Gorgeous,
MY Wifey;
Robyn <(^U^)< :P

Now,
I'm not
saying being
Gay is
a bad
thing AT
ALL I
completely Support
Gay Marriage
RightsBecause
everyone should
be able
to love
who they
love_♥I
And just
as important;
to Feel
its ok
to show
who they
really are.
(.... And Jalex *-* :P)
BUT,
the more
amount
of gay
in my
straight life
is fabulous

5 8

PrimarilyParamore*
lol

  Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land
  Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes
  Christopher Columbus traded slaves
  Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold
  Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money
  But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round

59 7

CharliesTheName
butseriously

Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and will open doors for me.
Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an asabcshole.

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love

Those random bursts of
excitment when you have nothing
to be excited about. ever.

37 1

Dishonored*
funny