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I don't think the school understands how much
band tickets and band merch I can buy if I didn't have to pay tuition
What ever happened to Jesse McCartney?
 
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@TomCruise IF YOU GOT INVITED TO A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO PROM CRUISE? 
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If being homophobic is just someone's "opinion" and I should just "get used to it", 
How about this, lets say that I'm "heterophobic". 
What now?


luls.
You liking Stomach Tied in Knots does not equate to you liking punk.
It's really fun just knowing that you're not going to homecoming like ha suckers I have food to eat and tv to watch 





Seriously, what if the asteroid that hit Earth and killed
all the dinosaurs was actually a UFO, and we are the
ALIENS.






 
Dammit, I should be asleep. Witty, you got me again.


Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a little piece of me dies everytime I do an equation
Biology more like BYEology because I'm out
maths more like no



 
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