Best Butseriously Quotes This Year





the best thing that ever happened to me
in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.



 
I wish I was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things




if you're pretty and on witty i'm gonna
have to ask you to leave because you could be out getting a boyfriend and having a social life, take advantage of this moment while you have it



 

Never hang out with anyone who says "feminist" like Draco Malfroy says
"mudblood". Never hang out with anyone who says "men" like Draco Malfroy says "mudblood". The only thing you should say in the way Draco Malfroy says "mudblood" is the word "vegetables".




i wish there were a "buy their outfit" button on tumblr



 


*gets more than one notification in under a minute*

Me
: Holy, sh/t... Is this a joke?

 
*goes back to school after long break*

how do i hold a pen
Me: "I talk to myself."

Me: "Me too."


Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a little piece of me dies everytime I do an equation
Biology more like BYEology because I'm out
maths more like no



 





          Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land
          Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes
          Christopher Columbus traded slaves
          Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold
          Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money
          But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round





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