Call Quotes

I wrote a story
all about me

I called it
catastrophe
"You don’t need to worry if people call you ordinary -- only if you are ordinary." ~ Vikrant Parsai
My voicemail:


Hello, youve reached Brie a-needa Holley
I a-needa call you back
I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar. I've never made a bet, but we gamble with desire. I've never lit a match, with intent to start a fire, but recently the flames, are getting out of control. Call me a name, Kill me with words, Forget about me, It's what I deserve...
*All Time Low*
I am very scared right now
my boyfriend's mom just called me at like 6 something
And this is not a joke
its real

 
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Just give me one call, 
 
and I will be there for you ♥


 

 




 

When your friends sees your ex . They act cool . 
ME : Nice to meet you ! 
Friend : nice to meet you to 
But in fact theres a war in their heads 
ME : I won yo ! hes mine now 
¬‿¬
Friend : are you enjoying my leftovers ? xD 
















I tried talking to Jesus
                    but he just put me on hold,

said he's been swamped by calls this week
                 
           and he could not shake his cold.






 

if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

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