Canada Quotes

Spontaneity is the province of youth – though I hear Saskatchewan is pretty swingin' too.

You know you're Canadian when you know more about hockey than your family history.


199 days

June 14 Salt Lake City, UT
June 15 Denver, CO
June 17 Alburquerque, NM
June 18 Mesa, AZ
June 20 Pomona, CA
June 21 San Fransisco, CA
June 22 Ventura, CA
June 25 San Diego, CA
June 26 Las Vegas, NV
June 28 Seattle, WA
June 29 Portland, OR
July 2 St.Louis, MO
July 3 Indianapolis, IN
July 4 Toronto, ON
July 5 Montreal, QC
July 8 Darien Center, NY
July 9 Scranton, PA
July 10 Boston, MA
July 11 Camden, NJ
July 12 New York, NY
July 13 Hartford, CT
July 15 Pittsburgh, PA 
July 16 Cincinnati, OH
July 17 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
July 18 Detroit, MI
July 19 Chicago, IL
July 20 Minneapolis, MN
July 22 Columbia, MD
July 23 Virginia Beach, VA
July 24 Atlanta, GA
July 25 St. Petersburg, FL
July 26 West Palm Beach, FL
July 27 Orlando, FL
July 28 Charlottle, NC
July 30 Milwaukee, Wi
July 31 Kansas City, KS
August 1 Dallas, TX
August 2 San Antonio, TX
August 3 Houston, TX


I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.
This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10.10.1995.

Please divert your course 15 defrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Reommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atalantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change our course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter measures will e undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call
I'm so bored

Because the majority of people on Witty
Live in the USA or Canada
And they're at school
And I live in London
And school hasn't started yet
And I'm so bored.

does Canada have an amry,
or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies??
To him I'm a quick fix, he can come to when he has nothing better. He can flirt with no strings attached. He thinks he can use me like a tissue and I don't care. Try to touch me and me do nothing. To me he's a player and a jerk. To me he's a drug that stops my pain for a little while. He may say things that offend me but hes a charming snake and i cant help myself. He doesn't like me the way I used to want him to. He admitted it yet he still acts like he does. I don't like some things about him yet I feel comfortable around him and I don't have to be someone else. He makes me hold on for hope but crushes them. He leads me on like I don't notice. To him I guess im not good enough not a size 0. To him I'm too modest too religious he isn't going to get what he wants. I don't like that to me he's a best friend and that we flirt but I know we won't date each other. I can't help I like him a little partly cause I'm lonely and he's the only one that shows me attention. I can't help I've had no experience with dating. All I know is he stops the bleeding of my love for a little while. Isn't a little bit of fake love better than none at all. They tell me I deserve better. Where can I find someone. I've looked. I've prayed. I'm still alone in a world full of guys. What alienates me from other girls? I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.
My mom just came back from her trip to Canada.
Do you know what she brought back for me?
A 40 mL bottle of maple syrup
going to Canada in 5 days!
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