Candy Quotes

                   
                           Oh I'm                 often false explaining        

   but to her, it plays out all the same}
     ||| and  although     I'M          left        DEFEATED 

           {it gets held against MY NAME.
 
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup

Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart... I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart."
- E.E Cummings


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the future was a thing that gleamed
the present was;
so very very good.
 

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A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
"goddamnit i need to stop eating candy. all this candy is making me sick"
i say as i shove another reese's peanut butter cup in my mouth
Can we take a moment of silence for the girls that will have their period on Halloween?
...Like me!?
CookieDough Formats
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.

Jelly Beans either taste yummy and fruity or like a flavor of soap.
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