Candy Quotes



reasons i go to school games and events:

1. cheap candy





I am eating liquid chocolate.  Out of a mug. With a candy cane. Now I know why my mum doesn't trust me with candy.
So, I saw these Santa shaped
candy bars, and I guess they 
were like Crunch bars becuase
they were called Crisp Kringles
and omfg my sister had to escort
me out of the building because I
couldn't breathe from laughing
so hard. So punny.

Freaking out,
I can't take life.
i hate how you cant buy some candies during some parts of the year like what
if i want candy corn in january or
maybe candy canes in july u feel me


When you turn candy dispensers
without putting change in
and they give you candy

 

ormat credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill


Me:*Starts humming I want candy*
Friend:THEN GO GET SOME CANDY
Me:But I don't want candy,I want chocolate.

 
Format by Breeze
True Story.Do NOT Steal

Let's just pretend that our lips are made out of candy.

After all we all need sweets every once in a while.

 
Blow Pops Not Peoples Heads Off
Biology is silly,I already know what I'm made of. Candy and disappointment.
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