This year for
Halloween
I'm just going to open the door quickly and throw a handful
of candy onto the driveway and watch from afar as kids start
World War III
This year for Halloween
I'm going to dig pits in my lawn and cover them with leaves
and put a piece of candy on top of each one and see how many kids
I can get
What if Halloween
started as a thing where witches went to every village and
scoured every house for children to sacrifice
And then one day a guy gave an offering of candy to one of them
and found out that witches realy liked candy and from that day
on, everyone started trick-or-treating in remembrance of that
day