Candy Quotes

why do they call mini candies "funsize" 
like no, they're not fun when they're small

If I just look at candy, I gain like 5 pounds.
Am i the only one who eats all
their candy so they don't
get tempted by it??
Some people say Halloween is about dead souls, ghosts and monsters.
But I think it's really all about little kids
getting hyped up on sugar and candy 
Some people say Halloween is about dead souls and monsters.
I say it's really just about little kids
getting hyped up on candy and chocolate 

 
What your favoirte kind of candy?

 

That Moment when...
You only have one kid come to Trick or Treat and you never do so you just have to give them trail mix......

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This year for Halloween
I'm just going to open the door quickly and throw a handful of candy onto the driveway and watch from afar as kids start World War III
This year for Halloween
I'm going to dig pits in my lawn and cover them with leaves and put a piece of candy on top of each one and see how many kids I can get

Haha, JK that would be awful
What if Halloween started as a thing where witches went to every village and scoured every house for children to sacrifice
And then one day a guy gave an offering of candy to one of them and found out that witches realy liked candy and from that day on, everyone started trick-or-treating in remembrance of that day
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