you kept leaving the one person who kept giving you chances.
you let her down, drained her energy, and made her tired.
and now you swear you've changed. that you won't do it again, that you're a better person.
i ' v e h e a r d i t a l l b e f o r e
boys when they first see me: "oh
she's kinda cute"
boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"
boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"
I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
You look at her like that and it's just unfair
I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
But I like how you sound
and I'm turning it up
teacher: what comes
after 69?
me: mouthwash
teacher: get out.
me: mouthwash
teacher: get out.
me in math: if
you're having math problems, i feel bad for you son. i've
got 0.999 problems but that's basically
one.
friend: you sure you
know what you're doing
me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.
me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.
i asked my cousin
what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands
for.
he answered with "da capital".
he answered with "da capital".
if
you ever feel ashamed of yourself just
remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a
store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said
"LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF
NINJAS!"
"14th street." just another example of american
creativity
Some people say that the titanic sunk on an iceberg.
It was me freestyling across the
atlantic
