I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome
"I take too many selfies" syndrome
Today I was taking a selfie
And out of habit I said "Cheese"
Because when I was little my mother always made
Me say cheese when she took pictures of my brother and I
And out of habit I said "Cheese"
Because when I was little my mother always made
Me say cheese when she took pictures of my brother and I
I asked my mom for some good-tasting cheese.
She said How about some gouda cheese?
...
I guess I walked into that one.
She said How about some gouda cheese?
...
I guess I walked into that one.
I LIKE
CHEEESSSEEE
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
You're insecure.
donut what for.
you're turning lettuce heads
when you walk through the door.
don't knead makeup
taco verr up.
lima bean the way that you are
is enough.
everyone else eating cheese can
see it.
everyone else but you.
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.
