*flirts with pizza*
" Great story , but in what chapter do you shut the fúck up ? "
Me: *uploads photo of me*
Me: eww no
Me: *presses delete 56 times*
Me: *kills five people*
Me: *becomes president*
Me: omg why won't u delete
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: *eats family*
Me: eww no
Me: *presses delete 56 times*
Me: *kills five people*
Me: *becomes president*
Me: omg why won't u delete
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: *eats family*
When the cheese falls out of my hot pocket
fml.
fml.
What happens at Olive Garden when
they're grating the cheese and you don't say
"when"?
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.
CHEESE:
changed my life forever and will always remain in my life
like forever it will
changed my life forever and will always remain in my life
like forever it will
Im just me and if you have a
problem TO BAD!!!!!!
Am i the only one who hates cheese?
If someone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta,
stop talking to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Cheese Logic:
Cheese: Aged for 7 years!
Cheese: Sell by tomorrow.
whaaaa...?
Cheese: Aged for 7 years!
Cheese: Sell by tomorrow.
whaaaa...?
