Best Cheese Quotes Ever

What happens at Olive Garden when they're grating the cheese and you don't say "when"?
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.
Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:

Cheese
 
Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese
We buy things

we don’t need

with money

we don't have

to impress people

we don't like.





nmq


"Like a cheese stick"
"No Dad , it's  g6 "


 

 TeReasonWhy

Chapter Eight

 "Are you done yet?" Noah grumbled from outside the door for what felt like the hundreth time that hour.
And yes, my fixation took about an hour.
Who knows, I lost track of time after the first five minutes.
"No, now shut it," Delilah snapped, looking irratated that she was hearing
the same question as a few minutes ago.
She had just put on yet another outfit on me that she had put together with the clothes
from her closet.
Most of her clothing had fit me, seeing as she was pretty tall for her age.
She looked over my whole body once, and I was enormously relieved to
find her smiling in approvement at what she had put on me. "This looks really good.
Of course though, we're gonna have to go shopping to fill up your closet with
some cute stuff. You can't just wear something cute one day."
I shrugged, honestly not caring how I looked at school, as always.
But yet, after the young girl had spun me around and towards the
mirror to look at myself  for the first time, I gasped at what I found.
I couldn't lie, the girl was good.
What I wore was honestly rather simple, yet still stunning.
Especially compared to the sweatpants and baggy t-shirts I usually wore.
I now wore a flowy white tank top, which showed off my surprisingly
nice curves since it was tucked into some ripped light skinny jeans, which also showed off some fit legs I never took notice of before.
To complete the look, i wore a golden charm necklace that hung low,
and some gladiator sandals.
On top of that,  Delilah had applied some makeup on my face, simple things
like mascara, lip gloss, blush, etc. Though in conclusion, it gave off
the natural makeup look. My dark brown hair cascaded in waves over my shoulders
and down my back. It almost went down to my waist,
surprising me since I usually wore it in a ponytail, so I hadn't known it was this long.
All in all though, I felt so pretty right then-- something i hadn't felt in a bit. After everything in my life went downhill, I stopped trying.
"Okay, now I'm done!"
"Finally," Noah grumbled from outside, his voice muffled. He opened the door, sauntering in.
And then he froze. 

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Oh Noah boy, what shall you say in the next chapter?
Oh and , I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified. 
Sorry guys. :(

 
 
 

 TeReasonWhy

Chapter Nine

 He stood there, looking handsome as always, staring at me with an unreadable expression.
An expression I hadn't seen on him yet, and desperately wanted to know the meaning of. Then all of a sudden, as if suddenly snapping out of some sort of daze, he sent a small smirk towards my direction,
before looking over at his sister.
"Nice work Del," He said simply. And for some strange reasons,
I felt a tad disappointed. I shook it off and smiled a bit.
"Yeah, thank you for this. I actually feel really great about myself for once," I told her gratefully.
She grinned at me. "It's no problem at all, I like adore giving makeovers."
 I chuckled. "I could seriously tell. I think you almost poked my eye out at one point with the mascara brush because you were jumping around with excitement so much."
She smiled sheepishly, before winking at me. 
Suddenly realizing that Noah hadn't said anything else since his first comment,
I turned and spotted him now leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, a far away look in his eyes.
He looked so deep in thought, I wondered curiously what he was thinking of so hard.
"Hey, No!" Del exclaimed, trying to get his attention, as she must've also noticed his state.
"Huh?" He snapped his gaze towards her as he said this.
She rolled her eyes. "Lost in thought much?"
He ignored her and stood up, walking towards me.
"Alright, so we've got this part of my plan down. Now all you've gotta do is go to school tomorrow like this and you'll work your magic."
I frowned as I realized I had forgotten the fact that tomorrow, everyone would see me like this.
And suddenly, millions of butterflies formed in my stomach.
"Ye-yep." I stammered. He chuckled. "What, you nervous?" I shrugged, and put a straight face on. "Nah, I'm perfect."
His smirk widened. "Oh yeah? You sure?"
Looking over at him, I stumbled back a bit, surprised at how close he was all of a sudden.
Was he not all the way over there just now?
I suddenly realized his sister had ran off somewhere.
"Y-yes," I stuttered. Our noses were almost touching.
Well, not exactly since he was so much taller than me.
"What's the matter, is my close proximity making you nervous?"
I shook my head.
He leaned in, and I held my breath. 
"Well see you at school tomorrow, Rain," He whispered in my ear, before sauntering out.

I exhaled.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING -- "OH ALYSSA, YOU'RE SO SLOW." 
I know, i know. But next chapter is the next day scene. +I made this chapter long broskis. 

never give up on your dreams
keep sleeping.

 

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AGE IS NOT IMPORTANT.

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me when i havent eaten: im hungry
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