Cheesy Quotes

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...
Cheesy Pick-up Line #17:
What do YOU and the WEATHER have in common?
You're both hot!
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.





WebMD says your love is contagious.

Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
My servers never go down... but I do!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your a$$ is refreshing.





Cheesy Pick-up Line #16:
Can i tie your shoe? because i dont want you falling for anyone else
Cheesy Pick-up Line # 15:
Are you lost ma'am? because heaven is far away
Cheesy Pick-up Line # 14:
Did you eat lucky charms this morning because you look magically delicious!
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