Child Quotes

Me: *names child Butter*
Me: *brings home wrong child*
Me: I can't believe it's not Butter!

 
 


You are never too
old for a Disney movie♥
 

don't grow up its a trap.
Just do what mama told you baby...Spread your wings and fly.
and I remember as a child I said I would never do anything wrong. 
I would never smoke because smoking is bad for you,
and I would never drink because of what the alcohol did to my family,
now look at me,
I'm down to my last pack of cigarettes,
and in the need of Jack Daniels,
just to make my self feel somthing..

Growing up
is merely watching your heroes turn human
right before your eyes.

 

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you're in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.
name my child pizza so i know i would always love it.

“Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.
When I'm a parent
And my child is using the computer
And I ask what they are doing
And they say nothing
I will tell them
"Don't do nothing silly goose make a Witty Profiles"
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