If
I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo"
books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't
there.
So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??
At a concert, the singer asked for total
silence.
Then, he began to clap his hands, once every few seconds.
He said, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
Suddenly, someone yelled from the front row,
"Well, stop f//cking doing it!"
Then, he began to clap his hands, once every few seconds.
He said, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
Suddenly, someone yelled from the front row,
"Well, stop f//cking doing it!"
nmq
Saying "no we
can't " when Bob the Builder and his gang said
"can we fix it?"
because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child
because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child
I like
drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the
bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think
and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to
music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with her best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don't fancy being lonely.
The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away.
“Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.
