Childhoodruined Quotes

What's really scary about life is that your ability to succeed revolves around your capability as a teenager. What's scarier is that how you feel as a child contributes to how you act as a teenager.
My childhood has been ruined after dawning upon this realization:
The Hokey Pokey is an obvoius s*x song.....

  1. put your _____ in
               2. put your __________ out
              3. put your __________ in 
              4 and ya shake it all about
                ....that's what it's all about...

holy fk i didn't notice that 'till today
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE!
    

           
Y O U  A R E  N O W  A W A R E  


T H A T 
SANTA A N D    SATAN
         
               
H A V E  A L L  T H E  S A M E  L E T T E R S
 
                                          ♥      





 


Winnie the Pooh? Eating Disorder
Tigger? ADHD
Eeyore? Depression
Piglet? Anxiety
Rabbit? OCD
Christopher Robin? Schizophrenia
Who are you?
Dad: So when did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
Me: What.


Childhood ruined.

That awkward moment :
 
When you realize that the magic school bus took a tour of a chickens vágina




It never says
Humpty Dumpty was and egg.
Guy: I grew up with her...
Me: I grew up with him.
Guy: Do you love him?
Me: No, I mean I grew up with 'Him.' 
Me: From Powerpuff Girls.
Me: The cross dresser...
Did you know that Mr.Moseby was charged for manslaughter in 1993?
Did you know the guy playing the chello in HSM was aressted for robbing a pizza place?
#ChildHoodRuined

Hate to tell you
But the "Pinky promise" originated in ancient Japan,
Ex-Pr*stitutes would chop off their pinky to show their devotion to their man.
Sorry to ruin your childhood.

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