Me: you're stupid Classmate: Hey! i'm telling on you *His hand shoots up* Me: no wait stop Me: no i'm sorry Me: please i'll be your best friend Me: pleeeeeeaaaase i'm so sorry omg Me: * nearly in tears* : i'm so sorry please
don't tell her i'm sorry Teacher: yes? Classmate: can i use the bathroom? Classmate: *turns around and deviously smiles at
me*
Everyone gets so worked up over the fact that I
don't want to get married and I don't
want kids.
"You're a girl," they say, "You should want
these things," they say.