Children Quotes

My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.
"Treat your thoughts as if they were guests and wishes as if they were children." ~ Vikrant Parsai
Me in primary school

Me: you're stupid
Classmate: Hey! i'm telling on you
*His hand shoots up*
Me: no wait stop
Me: no i'm sorry
Me: please i'll be your best friend
Me: pleeeeeeaaaase i'm so sorry omg
Me: * nearly in tears* : i'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
Teacher: yes?
Classmate: can i use the bathroom?
Classmate: *turns around and deviously smiles at me*
Kids at my work are flippin evil lil monsters
*logs into Witty*
*sees a twelve-year-old defending Justin Bieber*
*logs out of Witty*

 
There is a play on at the local theatre and the radio station asked the children on what they thought of it :
Child one : " it was magical "
C
hild two :" I want see it again "
Child three : " I liked the end "
So basicly one child said it was rubbish ....


kids that mix their play-doh colours are the reason global warming exists




Everyone gets so worked up over the fact that I don't want to get married and I don't want kids.
"You're a girl," they say, "You should want these things," they say. 
I'm weird because I really don't.





 
Having my little cousins over at my house every Christmas is like a yearly reminder not to have children.
Wiggling a pencil up and down really fast so it looks like its made out of rubber
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