Best Children Quotes This Year










If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.







 



 
It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids





Me talking to my friends little sister whose in grade 2
Me: Don't worry about him, there's more fish in the sea
Her: But I don't want a fish! I want a human bean.





Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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You know what's dumb? The concept of treating adolescents like children
throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then, around age 17, doing a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next few years what they want to do for the rest of their lives.











When I was younger, I thought
that the whole world was black and white when there were old TV shows








 


 
Remember when Trayvon Martin was literally killed in cold blood and
people were going around calling him a 'thug" for wearing a hoodie and carrying around iced tea? But, when a gang of boys r.ape a girl, they're just "misguided children".




I hope that one day you buy every pretty
dresyou've evewanted. I hope
you wear them and dance barefoot in summer and 
laugh. hopyosmilaalthlittlthings, like flowers
and the laughter of little children.
HOPYOLEARN TBE  P Y.  ♥

 

Okay so yeah I was on one of my old stardoll accounts and I went to a random persons page and she's like 11 and this is what I found:

I'm a Cr@zy B@by, pretty L@dy, Tot@l Cutie, Wit a B00ty, Booty $h@kin, He@rt Bre@kin, perfect Hip$, Glo$$ed Lip$, B@ngin $tyle, be@utiful $mile, M@dd Hott, Never $top, Lil Hunni, Pl@yboi Buni, @ngel B@by, $poiled M@ybe $hort $kirt, Luv 2 Flirt, temptin Lip$, Killa ki$$, $p@rklin eyez, $teelin d@ guys,Steelin da shine,Got @ll Dem fell@z $@yin D@ng $hez fine! 0

I was laughing so hard.
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