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dapz95
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4
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Ayee_Itss_Eric
funny
It's not a Great Wall.
It's and alright wall.
It's the Alright Wall of China.
10
0
Ninja918
funny
Why is it made in
the
USA
but not in the
China
or in the the
Myanmar
?
(that's a real place, look it up)
1
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Phishy
lol
America:
Making my way downtown
America:
Walking fast
China:
Hey America you owe me money--
America:
Walking faster
249
1
Hale_Storm18
funny
If I ever tell you that something is my favorite song don't listen to me I'm a fúcking liar I have more favorite songs than there are babies in China.
8
0
mtndewhm*
music
If you could measure ugliness in bricks I would be the great wall of China.
0
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Misunderstood1997
ugly
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.
9
0
DeathlyHallows
lyrics
God made Every person different...
He got tired by the time he got to China.
(please do not take this offensive because I thought it was funny, thank you ^_^ )
5
0
BluRoseHeart*
funny
God only created life.Everything else was made in China...
6
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AnonymousGirl98
lol
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