China Quotes


DAMAGED GOODS
are so much more valuable
purely because
you know they're survivors
 
Playdoh, fun to play with, not to eat. Now if only China had the same logic with dogs

It's not a Great Wall.
It's and alright wall.
It's the Alright Wall of China.
 

Why is it made in the USA
but not in the China
or in the the 
Myanmar?
(that's a real place, look it up)

 

America: Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America you owe me money--
America: Walking faster
If I ever tell you that something is my favorite song don't listen to me I'm a fúcking liar I have more favorite songs than there are babies in China.
If you could measure ugliness in bricks I would be the great wall of China.

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.
God made Every person different...
He got tired by the time he got to China.

(please do not take this offensive because I thought it was funny, thank you ^_^ ) 

God only created life.Everything else was made in China...
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