Why is there air in
chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.
Me: Why
does water cost more than soda? Me: Why does salad cost more than a
hamburger? Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy? Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips? Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute
shirts? Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular
bras? Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean
shorts? Me: Why?
my mom told my dad
"stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor"
and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of
pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious
teenager.
Me: Hm. I'm hungry. Me: *eats
a bowl of chips* Me: *eats
another bowl of chips* Me: *eats
another bag of chips* Me: *eats
4 more bags of chips* Me: *eats
75 more bags of chips* Me: Darn,
I'm out of chips. Me:
*downloads PeaPod app* Me: Orders
chips from stop and shop* Stop and Shop
Guy: *comes to my house in truck* Stop and Shop
Guy: Here are the chips you ordered.
Me: *listening to music while eating
chips* Plain White T's: A thousand miles seems
pretty far Plain White T's: But they've got
planes and trains and cars Plain White T's: I'd walk to you if I
had no other way Me: That sounds like a lot of work Me: If I eat another chip Me: I can just roll there Plain White T's:
Me:
Plain White T's:
Me: That's another way