Best Chips Quotes This Year

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh 
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.
Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?
my mom told my dad
"stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager. 
Pringles: The only chip company in

the world that doesn't sell air.





          Me: Hm.  I'm hungry.
          Me: *eats a bowl of chips*
          Me: *eats another bowl of chips*
          Me: *eats another bag of chips*
          Me: *eats 4 more bags of chips*
          Me: *eats 75 more bags of chips*
          Me: Darn, I'm out of chips.
          Me: *downloads PeaPod app*
          Me: Orders chips from stop and shop*
          Stop and Shop Guy: *comes to my house in truck*
          Stop and Shop Guy: Here are the chips you ordered.







One day I'm gonna dress up as a seagull, then walk

around stealing people's chips.



 
Me: *listening to music while eating chips*
Plain White T's: A thousand miles seems pretty far
Plain White T's: But they've got planes and trains and cars
Plain White T's: I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Me: That sounds like a lot of work
Me: If I eat another chip
Me: I can just roll there
Plain White T's: 
Me:
Plain White T's:
Me:
 That's another way






Watching an excercise show: Come on! Feel the burn! You can do it!



Me: - Sitting down eating a bag of chips while watching it. -


 
Don't you just hate it when you find chips at the bottom of your bag of air?
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